Random Quotes: Found by Morgan Lynn Reniee Herman and Cassandra VanJune

~Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
~Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
~Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
~How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
~If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
~Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
~Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in an mental hospital, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
~If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
~Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
~Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?~Do stairs go up or down?
~When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
~If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to changetheir name to Knockers?
~If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
~"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
~Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?((plz do not attempt, cassie n i already tried....))