Things guys wish we new!

1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we are.
2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
3. We like to give you hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us whenwe call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like dirt-what goes around, comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reasons we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and leave it at that.
9. If you really liked us forus, you would let us think our mustache, beard or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs.Get over it!
11. NEVER ask us if you can put make-up on us...it's just wrong.
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We do not absolutely care about the Backstreet Boys,NSYNC, or whatever other guy looks like, for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just because you thinkyou're always right doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something wrong/
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to helpus make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat upanother guy for you, 'cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the "nono area" just to see what wewould say.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up withus and laugh when we believeyou.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots that don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want to put the seat up when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. Thatdoesn't turn us on.
27. Always remember---the way to guy's heart is through his stomach..and maybe...oh nevermind....
28. And last but not least:we know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.